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Enjoy it ENJOY A secretary complained about her I T boss She says My boss is so sex-crazed Every time he comes into the o ?ce I must do the LAPTOP position and then the DESKTOP position followed by the SPREADSHEET format I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into

ENJOY A secretary complained about her I T boss She says My boss is so sex-crazed Every time he comes into the o ?ce I must do the LAPTOP position and then the DESKTOP position followed by the SPREADSHEET format I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE Then he ? ll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER ENTER and ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage Once I tried to ESC escape but he caught me and SHIFTed me to his HOME where he started pressing BACKSPACE and said TURNOVER Today many a times he works without CAPSLOCK without cap or helmet and sometimes as an ALTernative he CRASHES my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL control and again he LOGS IN This process may continue until SHUT DOWN his main SYSTEM A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas ight After a few cocktails the men began discussing their home lives 'Last night I made love to my wife four times ' the Frenchman bragged 'and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me ' 'Ah last night I made love to my wife six times ' the Italian responded 'and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man ' When the Englishman remained silent the Frenchman smugly asked 'And how many times did you make love to your wife last night ' 'Once ' he replied 'Only once ' the Italian arrogantly snorted 'And what did she say to you this morning ' 'Don't stop ' Why nov- th is children's day Ans because it is exactly after months of Valentine ? s Day Why computers are female Answer As soon as you have one a better one is just around the corner No one but the creator understands the internal logic Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else The message 'Bad Command or File Name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I'm mad at you then I'm certainly not going to tell you' AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE As soon as you make a commitment to one you ?nd yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it CKumbleji ki nai nai shadi hui Dulhan biha ke laye Dono ki sab thitholi karte Bedroom mein chhod ke aaye Dulha-Dulahhha naye naye Kuchh sharmaye kuchh ghabraye Dhire-dhire thoda-thoda Ek dusre se sharmate batiyaye Anth mein aahistase Kummbleji farmaye Ab to hamein eksaath rehana hai Kuchh lafda-locha ho to bol do Dulhan sharmayi kuch na boli Kumbleji sawal dohraye